This Book is La Merde!

I do wonder if the English translation of "La Merde" is equivalent to the American slang for "the best". I doubt it, but that's totally what I meant by it. For anyone out there who is as fascinated by Parisian culture as I am will appreciate having this next book as a hollow book safe.

In the Merde for Love follows the adventures of Englishman Paul West as an expat in France.
What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Is it really polite to sleep with your boss’s mistress? And why are there no public health warnings on French nude beaches? Paul discovers how to judge a French vacationer by the rustiness of his bicycle; opens his English tearoom; and finally understands why Parisian waiters are so cranky.

The hollow book is now available at Ring Bling.